My dad and I are watching bear grylls and he was so upset that they really don’t eat the rat, “se ve que la rata es carne roja y ahí están comiendo un pollo”

“No se puede hacerle trampa a un campesino” -my dad after the episode ended and he’s still upset they didn’t really eat the rat

So my dad and I are two drinks in watching these episodes and am I buzzed or is bear ruggedly handsome?

My dad is convinced these are all fake bc you don’t just grab a wild goat

Armie saying everyone should have an adventure was interrupted by my dad yelling “mentiroso! Ya no los creo con su fake chivo!” Lmaooo

My dad does not approve of the Dave episode so far, he has started falling asleep

“Pinche mentiroso” Lmaoo my dad’s reactions to this is my favorite

“Otro pinche chivo!! Oh que la chingada” I’m just gonna tweet what he says for the rest of this thread

“Uno tiene diabetes, y el otro lleno de colesterol”