storytime: luke hemmings and sierra deaton ruined my family’s easter?! (NOT CLICKBAIT WITH PHOTOS) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐣" title="Hatching chick" aria-label="Emoji: Hatching chick">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☀️" title="Sun with rays" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with rays">
so, as i’m sure you know already, today was easter. my family had our egg hunt like usual. this is what i found inside my eggs.
they showed up with no warning and ate all my candy… heart https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart"> been broke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📉" title="Chart with downwards trend" aria-label="Emoji: Chart with downwards trend"> so many times https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⏰" title="Alarm clock" aria-label="Emoji: Alarm clock"> i don’t know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face"> what to believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol"> mama https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩" title="Kiss (woman, woman)" aria-label="Emoji: Kiss (woman, woman)"> said https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Speaking head in silhouette" aria-label="Emoji: Speaking head in silhouette"> it’s my fault https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face"> it’s my fault https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♂️" title="Man facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (light skin tone)">i wear my heart https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart"> on my sleeve https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💪" title="Flexed biceps" aria-label="Emoji: Flexed biceps">
this is by far The dumbest thing i’ve ever done and that’s saying something but it gave me something to do today so fuck it, we postin
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