The Exorcist, first watch

So this guy is like a really shitty archeologist?

Just grabbing stuff and honking on it

This is a much more PULP beginning to this movie than I expected (I watched the Exorcist tv show until it disappeared)

Oh shit bro you fucked with that statues little cousin and it’s pissed

Love all these floral prints and wallpapers in this house CLASSSSYYY

Ah classic case of demon in through the open window

These people are RICH

Oh man no way this music means anything good

Okay this kid is getting weird about this horse.

Priest is hot send tweet

Love a cigarette smoking priest

This child is already scary and the demon hasn’t even shown up

Okay there is a goth QUEEN at this party and I’m here for it

Forecasting doom and pissing on the carpet yep a CLASSIC CASE OF THE NERVES

Bumpy jumping bed.....NERVES...

This fucking priest talk about a bad week

This hospital is....very grimy...aren’t they rich?

The assistant outfits are all on POINT!

Is this movie about how one girl single handedly takes out an entire medical field? Because AI AM HERE FOR IT

Things you never want a doctor to say “Have you ever heard of EXORCISM”

I can’t get over how well the assistant dresses

Well I’m pretty sure THAT isn’t NERVES

Side note I kinda feel like this movie needed a slower burn before flipping the switch.

Nice framing on a lot of the shots though

This fog lighting is amazing.

Whatever happened to that Exorcist tv show? I was enjoying it a lot and then it fell off my radar?

Did this just become Training Day: Priest Edition?

Oh yeah totally you should go back in there by yourself TOTALLY

It’s not scary at all but all the body fluids are pretty GROSS

Maybe this just isn’t the type of horror that scares me? Or maybe I’ve seen so many movies that were playing off this foundation and trying to step it up a notch each time?

Okay I’m not a doctor but that is not standard CPR...

Okay giving yourself to the demon then jumping out the window is a pretty clutch move.

TO THE VERY LAST THIS ASSISTANT BRINGING IT WITH KILLER OUTFITS