I made a LOT of effort to celebrate the Easter long weekend with family while still social distancing using video calls.... I have since realized that my neighbours on either side had several friends/family over for dinner....ummm #COVID19 #abovetherules ??

And when I say a LOT, I mean: I literally cooked a turkey in my own oven while facetiming with family.... I am not fond of cooking.

Yes; This thread was both a genuine complaint about my ignorant neighbours and a subtle boast about my successful results. The turkey was beautiful and my neighbours are selfish. Thanks for coming to my TED talk... and STAY HOME.