#BKDK Easter Bunny Thread Time~

Ground Zero is a hardass when it comes to running his agency.

His friends love him, they do. They don't regret accepting positions at the now top agency in the country. Really, they don't.

But who works on Easter?
"It's not a fucking national holiday and you don't even celebrate it!" GZ had yelled when Kaminari and Sero had made a fuss.

"But you gave Shiozaki the day off," Kami whined as Mina attempted to stick a pair of bunny ears on Bakugou's head.
Katsuki stopped her just in time, grabbing the cheap headband out of her hands and snapping it in half despite her screaming, "no!"

"She's Christian," Katsuki supplied as he let the broken ears fall to the floor. "Stop fucking around and get to work."
That was when the plan was formed.

The eggs came first.

Starting a full week in advance, Kaminari, Sero, Ashido, and Kirishima began hiding eggs around the office. Except, apparently you're supposed to hardboil the eggs FIRST?

Who knew!
Anyways, eggs were cracked. People got angry. People being GZ who sat on a couple (four, he sat on four eggs).

Everyone loved the chocolates that showed up randomly on people's desks. Everyone except Bakugou who would just toss his.
(No chocolate was harmed in the making of this thread: All chocolate was dug out of the trash by Ochako despite everyone telling her not to because NO chocolate should go to waste.)
But the best part, the creme de la creme, the cherry on the sundae that was Easter Sunday was the Easter Bunny.

That's right, they ordered an ACTUAL Easter Bunny to come!

They'd tried to ask Mirio first to see if she could drop by, you know, as a favor to her fellow Pros.
Turns out, she's also working Easter Sunday so it's a no go. They left it up to Mineta to figure it out and timed it so they would all still be in the office. The actor in a Bunny suit would show up to the agency wide meeting held in conference room two every Sunday.
Kirishima grins from ear to ear as the meeting starts. Kaminari is practically sparking in anticipation. Ashido bounces her leg under the table. Sero doesn't trust his face so he has his hero mask down.

They know they're suspicious as hell. Bakugou shoots them a strange look.
His face is still shocked when a man with snow white bunny ears, tight yellow short-shorts, and a green vest with little patchwork eggs over his bare chest bounces into the room after kicking the door in.

"Happy Easter!"
Jaws fall to the floor. Eyes bug out of hero masks left and right. Even Kirishima chokes on the drink of water he had lifted to his mouth just seconds before the bunny arrived.

Oh shit.

Mineta did NOT order a Easter Bunny. He ordered an Easter Bunny /stripper/.
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