Molly Wig Rating Thread. Season 4: The Wigpire Strikes Back

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Oh nah this shit trash.

Jesus Christ this wig is bad. Disappointing. She ended last season averaging about 8.7 an episode. Improved her numbers every game. She starts off this season with a 5.9

Listen. It’s stiff. The silhouette is screaming 80s Grammercy. She looks like what Yandy thinks she looks like.

Why didn’t she change the wig? This is what happens when u date outside your r— *loses service*

Asian bruh dating around cuz Molly wig ass. She let that front part go so I bumped it up to a 6.3.

He sure will find you and that stiff ass wig. No bounce. No life. 2 years and a bigger budget gets us this?

I also want to clarify something. Here at Molly Wig Rating Emporium, I judge her Wigs solely on the quality of the fiber of the hair, and not the quality of the person. Basically, even though molly is a shitty person, her wigs will never take a hit because of that.

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Recap: last week with a poor start ending at about a 6.4. No bounce no life in the wig. Let’s see what she’s giving the girls this week.

Better. Not perfect but better. Positives: smooth and silky pressed look. Nice length. Stayed secure during sex
Cons: the part is a bit...aggressive and gives her a cone head look.
We’ll start at a 7.2. Could go either way though.

Okay. What’s this goddess braid thing? I’m not mad at it but it’s random. I guess that’s what Gabrielle had on in the movie. It works. 7.6

I’ll admit. She’s a piece of shit friend but her wigs are way better this week. Way more consistent than last week. That was awful.

This one in the restaurant wasn’t holding the torch to the others. She drops back down to a 7.1.

Nvm this goddes wig shit came back. Question. Ladies do y’all jog or work out in your wigs? Why is she hiking in this weird costume wig? I’m not gonna deduct points tho. We will end this week at a 7.1. Improvement but not by much. Episode was trash too.

Here we go. Recap. Molly ended last week with a 7.1. Episode was ass but the hair wasn’t the worst. Let’s see what happens this week. The bar is low.

Not bad but we seen this before. A little too uneven. It’s not bad tho. We’ll keep the score at 7.1

She’s playing it safe this season. She used to switch hair on average 2.3 times an episode. She’s running one play all game. Could work. Could not.

This is way more daunting this season. No variety and molly is insufferable.

Ight 7.6 this week. Symmetrical. Bounce. Doesn’t intrude on the outfit. It actually does a good job thing it all together. Hopefully we maintain it