NOW, as for the Naruto cult- that shit was wild but it was over quickly. I honestly entirely forgot about it or that it even happened until a friend brought it to my attention that the same shit happened to them after they had GRADUATED.
So, when I was in high school (circa 2011-2015), Parle Productions was a pretty popular cosplay group and most who cosplayed wanted to be like them- and famous like them. That’s where these girl’s Merideth, Mallory, wnd Sarah came in.
Meredith was a senior, Sarah was in my grade (junior), and Mallory was a sophomore. Me and some other nerd friends befriended them because we heard they cosplayed (primarily Vocaloids!) and honestly things started fairly okay (despite Meredith fat shaming me while ALSO being fat)
We decided to make a cosplay group together, and over the time it was pretty cool. Until it wasn’t.
We decided to have a sleep over At Meredith and Mallory’s house (they’re siblings) and for some fucking reason that’s when thigs decided to get real crazy.
We decided to have a sleep over At Meredith and Mallory’s house (they’re siblings) and for some fucking reason that’s when thigs decided to get real crazy.
One of my friends Allysen hurt her ankle while there, and tried to get one of them to take her home but they refused. So, of course seeing this bullshit, I’m not happy. I’m wanting to protect and defend my friend. I tried calling my mom but no answer yet.
The night continues and I’m sitting witg my friend Allysen until Meredith demands everyone come to her room for a very important/serious topic. So we go.
We all sit in a circle, and Meredith, Sarah, and Mallory all take each other’s hands.
They proceed to tell us:
We all sit in a circle, and Meredith, Sarah, and Mallory all take each other’s hands.
They proceed to tell us:
“We’re not from here.”
We’re all kinda weirded out like- this is??? All you had to say?
So they continue with, “We’re not even from this world.”
We wait more.
“We’re from a place you may or may not know as... the Leaf Village.”
We’re all kinda weirded out like- this is??? All you had to say?
So they continue with, “We’re not even from this world.”
We wait more.
“We’re from a place you may or may not know as... the Leaf Village.”
I sat there like.
“What.”
Meredith goes: “We’re not from this universe. We came from the Leaf Village, and we need to get back home.”
Dude, I fell out like: “So, you held this meeting to tell us that you’re fucking bonkers?”
“What.”
Meredith goes: “We’re not from this universe. We came from the Leaf Village, and we need to get back home.”
Dude, I fell out like: “So, you held this meeting to tell us that you’re fucking bonkers?”
THEY SAID: “No, we’re telling you because we think you’re all from the same universe as us.”
Me: “That’s almost insulting.”
“Are you saying you don’t believe us?”
“Yeah, of fucking COURSE I don’t! You sound CRAZY.”
Me: “That’s almost insulting.”
“Are you saying you don’t believe us?”
“Yeah, of fucking COURSE I don’t! You sound CRAZY.”
WELL, they did not like that, because these mother fuckers straight up told me that BECAUSE I DID NOT BELIEVE THEM, they couldn’t let me “leave alive”. DUDE.
I cried like— “What are you gonna do??? Are you gonna run at me real fast with your arms to your sides???”
I cried like— “What are you gonna do??? Are you gonna run at me real fast with your arms to your sides???”
I ended up calling my mom at like 2am to pick me and my friend up. I drop these people completely. That shit was crazy— and they only got crazier because I wasn’t the only one they threatened the life of for not believing them!!!
THEY MADE A “””BIBLE”””.
THEY MADE A “””BIBLE”””.
A BIBLE THAT WAS BASICALLY A SHIT-WRITTEN FAN FIC.
And, this part didn’t happen to me, but a friend back in 2017– WHEN MEREDITH, MALLORY, AND SARAH WERE LIKE,,, LEGAL, RESPONSIBILITY-BEARING ADULTS— I-?!
THEY TRIED TO DO A FUCKING BLOOD RITUAL??????????
And, this part didn’t happen to me, but a friend back in 2017– WHEN MEREDITH, MALLORY, AND SARAH WERE LIKE,,, LEGAL, RESPONSIBILITY-BEARING ADULTS— I-?!
THEY TRIED TO DO A FUCKING BLOOD RITUAL??????????
I wasn’t there for that so I cannot do the details justice, but essential they went on the same spiel about not being from this universe and they thought this friend was like them, so, they went to their basement that was covered in Naruto posters— and they told her:
“We need to drain our life source in order to be welcomed home.”
THEY NEVER ACTUALLY DID IT. My friend got out of there fast— but this was in 2017. Which meant that Meredith especially was like 19? 20? Maybe even 21???
A YOUNG ADULT. Doing this bullshit.
THEY NEVER ACTUALLY DID IT. My friend got out of there fast— but this was in 2017. Which meant that Meredith especially was like 19? 20? Maybe even 21???
A YOUNG ADULT. Doing this bullshit.
And they DESPISED ME. They drove this friend out like FOUR FUCKING HOURS from our home town to do this Naruto cult spiel and apparently this friend brought me up, and Meredith left the car in a huff. Sarah turns to them and goes: “Sorry, Miranda is a touchy subject.”
BECAUSE I CALLED THEM OUT ON THE BULLSHIT!!! Bro!!!! Holy SHIT!!!!
One time they told me I should be careful of where I tread because I’d be in trouble if they had access to their true power. Dude.
One time they told me I should be careful of where I tread because I’d be in trouble if they had access to their true power. Dude.
I just wanna know if they’re still on that bullshit. I’m 23 now, so they’re between 22 and 26– are y’all still threatening people’s lives over this Naruto bullshit? Hey. Hey I have some questions- hey! Hey, are you still? Do you still think Naruto is love, Naruto is life???
Anyways, I’ve never watched Naruto and I never fucking plan to.