I have been watching a rerun of the 2015 Westminster Dog Show and I’m afraid I have been forced to rename all of the dogs. May I introduce you to Detective Bonesworth Chowder?
Tibbles Von Sticky, Grand Duchess of Couch Cushions
The Right Honourable Diesel Cumberbund
Princess Wobbles McButtons
Esteemed Mystery Novelist, Cricket Whiskers
80s aerobics instructor, Cinnamon “Doodlebug” Tucker
I can't help but agree https://twitter.com/charleshbryan/status/1249511951207669760
And finally, I am thrilled to give you Miss Chiquita Smudge
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