I post a video of me in lingerie and the bad mother brigade comes out... like I didn’t have sex to fucking make her.

My husband put his cock deep inside my pussy and he laid down the hammer of Thor! And that’s where the fuck baby’s come from you weirdo.
I actually made my daughter in the living room watching the great British bake-off...

We had just returned from our honeymoon where we spent every waking moment fucking.

People have sex.
The end.
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