Thoughts on the medical dancing videos.

I loathe with a great passion those stupid as fúck TikTok videos where a 5’3” 100 lb basic bitch WAP M R S degreed Doctor/nurse points at shit to prove something. Being cute in a lab coat & pointing at shit helps only you.
1/Seth Abramson
Seriously. No one that is against vaccines is going to watch you waddle like a toddler and point at words and think “fuck. She’s right.” You get clout. That’s it. But that was your goal.
Nurses are becoming an untouchable class. Much like teachers, firemen, and police. They’ll be claimed as underpaid heroes and to suggest otherwise means you want people to die. It’ll be a power move to solidifying government healthcare.
I was an EMT. The humor is dark. You ever smelled a burnt body? Smells like BBQ. Joking about how you now want BBQ is how you get by as you haul an 18yo corpse that was pulled from a mustang bc dad always wanted a 400 hp sports car in high school.
Be happy the humor in those videos aren’t dark. They’re dancing jumping and relieved that they got a pandemic under enough control that they can relax. You should point out how well they’re doing. Yay USA 🇺🇸
Half those people aren’t nurses. They’re techs. Scrubs does not siesta equal “nurse” much like a white lab coat doesn’t always represent “medical doctor.” All levels of medical skill should be recognized.
The PPE. We were low on PPE but we have caught up. It’s a fitting tribute to America’s resilience. Countries that are winning wars don’t burn precious fuel to fly cake across the planet. They wouldn’t waste PPE if they were drowning. Yay USA 🇺🇸
Seriously. If you’re a conservative you don’t need to kneecap yourself going after dancing medical workers because Trump actually didn’t fuck this up. It’s a win. Embrace it. Run with it. Don’t snatch defeat from the talons of victory.
I actually kind of want to see someone use those dancing TikTok doctor videos as a reference.

“Per @ TriDelta_FitDoc on TikTok, it was explained in 0:08 to 0:11 that 5G vaccines do not cause spontaneous circumcisions”
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