What's something that makes you giggle out loud every time you even think about it? One for me is remembering that @Jeopardy once referred to a mullet hairstyle as "the Missouri Compromise."
Another one is a prank some of my friends pulled, and the payoff. Wish I could claim to have been there. First they went to a Burger King drive-thru and got a Whopper. Then they went to McDonald's, sneaking the Whopper inside....
Ordered a Big Mac, brought it to a seat, put the Whopper in the Big Mac box, returned to the counter and asked to speak to the manager. "Hi, I ordered a Big Mac, but I got a Whopper." Manager, frustrated, leans into the kitchen and yells, "Who's makin' Whoppers back here?"
Also, in high school my friends and I used to routinely prank call an old man named Gordon Dick. I still have his phone number memorized. He seemed to enjoy it too, because he'd engage and call us assholes and say filthy things. What makes me laugh now is...
I looked him up a few years ago and found his obituary, which was sad. But then I learned that I had prank-called Gordon Dick literally hundreds of times without ever knowing that his wife's name was Herta Dick. Now it brings me sweet sad joy. I didn't deserve to know.
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