Yall wanna hear how crazy bitches are & why I don’t have no friends https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

So I was giving this bitch from school a ride home one day & I was like I’m so hungry so I pulled up to Taco Bell.. I ordered my food, she didn’t say shit... I pulled up to the window, she didnt say shit right????

Soooo I get my food & pull off... the bitch gon say “damn I’m hungry too, u wasn’t gonna ask me did I want anything?”

So I was like “I mean bitch u was sitting right here for this whole transaction like why u didn’t say anything tf?” SOO I turn around & go back right?

So she orders the lil doubledilla box the meal u know sum Cinnabon bites n shit & we pull up to the window & they give us the total... So I’m lookin at her & she’s lookin at me & im like “ummm where’s your money” YALL, this bitch gon say “oh I thought u knew I didn’t have none”

So like I’m obviously not trippin on the price or anything cause it’s just Taco Bell, but like 1. Don’t be just assuming I’m gon pay for u cause now I feel like u coming @ me like a trick & ion like det

& 2. Bitch u not in my pockets u don’t know if I’m broke as hell or what the bitch ordering whole ass meals & desserts n shit that hoe had me fucked up

So the next day it’s like 3 of us we all going to razzoos for lunch... she was like “ooo I wanna come” so we bring her. We order the fish bowl to share, y’all this bitch slurped up the whole mf fish bowl.

So we ordering our food, she doesn’t order anything, when our food gets there she asks the waiter for a lil side plate.. YALL THIS BITCH I stg got her fucking fork & started taking food off all our plate, didn’t even ask!!!

So the bill comes & we’re like let’s just split the whole bill since we “shared” that big ass drink right? Guess who ain’t have no mf money? BITCH U GUESSED IT.

So obviously the bitch is drunk as helllll cause she just drunk 90% of this big ass bowl. We go back to class she gets us all in trouble cause now they know we be leaving for lunch getting fucked up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

So I end up tellin the bitch about herself & she gets in her feelings I guess. Y’all why she goes & tells the cosmo teacher I’m this terrible ass person & I be fucking people’s husbands bro all my fucking business https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">

They literally call me out of class to the head office trying to give me this lecture about how I live my life & how I ain’t gon be shit in life cause I be fucking peoples husbands https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> man obviously the cosmo teacher husband be cheating on her cause she took that real serious

So yea long story short these hoes are crazy & don’t get drunk @ lunch tellin them your business & don’t buy these hoes SHIT not even Taco Bell cause these hoes don’t know how to fucking act https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

& IN MY DEFENSE I only fuck people’s husbands when they pay me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I don’t like taken men!!!