Marvel Movies in order ‘cause we got nothing but time

Captain America: The First Avenger - slapped. Kind of the gives the little guys hope. And who doesn’t love watching Chris Evans knock out Hitler over 200 times? We get the introduction of the Tesseract, Howard Stark, and Nick Fury.

Captain Marvel - Brie Larson is one bad b*tch and could have saved the day in Endgame (I’m still bitter). I like this one because we get to watch Captain Marvel piece together her past. A well placed prequel to most of the Marvel Universe.

Iron Man - don’t you just hate it when you lock a genius in a cave and he builds a war machine? Solid start to the MCU. My only complaint about the Iron Man movies is the weak antagonist in every one. Little development in S.H.I.E.L.D. but nothing else too crazy in this one.

Iron Man 2 - Tony Stark gets drunk and builds a new battery.

The Incredible Hulk - watched a dog get shot 15 minutes in? Edward Norton (waste of talent in this film s/o Ricky) swallows a flash drive. Hulk goes smash and the end credit scene shows that Tony is a consultant for S.H.I.E.L.D.

Thor - there indeed was a situation in New Mexico. Thor gets cut off by daddy. S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn’t care about your intellectual property. Loki is the worst.

The Avengers - Loki is still a sneaky little shit. The Avengers assemble (see title). An entire city floats away. Hulk goes AWOL.

Thor: The Dark World - we kind of know what the Infinity Stones are. Loki is still a little shit.

Guardians of the Galaxy - the guardians form a prison gang. A raccoon has an emotional breakdown. The guardians luck out and save the day.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - Quill has daddy issues. Literally. The baby tree is cute.

Iron Man 3 - Tony gets mania and makes a fleet, then blows them up.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Captain is a Libertarian. Nazis infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D.?

The Avengers: Age of Ultron - I accidentally mixed up the Avengers movies... see correction above.

Loki is still a sneaky little shit. The Avengers assemble (again). An entire city floats away. Hulk goes AWOL.

Ant Man - “...Half man, half ant.” There is Xanax misuse in this film. Fight scenes are kind of cool. Not as bad as I thought.

Captain America: Civil War - the Avengers finally get a complaint about their collateral damage. The south did not rise again. Vision is a simp.

Black Panther - I watched this a week before I started this thread. Michael B. Jordan as an antagonist was a weird experience.