yutazens (c)
— ceo of dirty thoughts
— kinda unloyal tbh
— can slander other members to praise him
— theyre the biggest yuta b*llies i swear to god

doiezens (idk what yall r called)
— very bright
— they just wanna protect doyoung
— want him to sing at his funeral
— bitches listen to his boss high note like its their job
— 5% whorability
— the POSE
— very cute
— bully him sdfdssd

dozens (c)
— might do too much to protect sometimes
— feel when members make fun if him when doyoung himself doesnt give a slight shit

snoopyzens (p)
— went thru a lil too much puberty
— horny? these bitches are MALICIOUS
— one second theyre babier than actual babies
— but then they want jungwoo to have their baby wtf
— "jungwoo omega slick fat jock" okay
— they need god
— and lesser hormones

snoopyzens (c)
— theyre not usually problematic
— just wanna be babied/ suck dick in peace
— funny asf

johfam
— "daddy" and its year 2080
— johnny boyfriend
— theres no room for softies
— straight as FUCK
— other ppl look at the beauty but they only be focusin on da booty
— "HE SAID MOTHERFUCKER PEACE OUT MF" k girl aint nobody gonna jump on u
— they have their kinks

— no cons theyre cool as fuck
— the only thing they'll ever cuddle is their ult's thighs
— johnny getting lines is their christmas
— "let ____ say fuck!"
— probably stans mark too
— tear up when johnny speaks english
— "foreign swaggers" are their sleep paralysis demons

moonis (p)
— pretty
— they just wanna chomp on his mf thighs
— thirst over a hag
— very appreciative of taeil
— only ppl who stand up for him
— very loyal
— little bitches from the inside tbh
— probably broke their glass windows in attemps of nailing a high note

— use his covers as a lullaby to fall asleep
— chain high note
— very nice people. very underrated
— soft but dirty minded

sunflowers
— peacemakers mostly
— they don't care they just want haechan ace
— very chill
— less likely to get into drama
— babies
— rarely thirsty
— love-hate relationships
— very emotional
— "haechan honey vocals"
— shipping is their family business

jenozens
— dumbest bitches in town
— thirsty as fuck
— they dont care they just jeno
— pspsps
— write soft essays for him
— they just wanna cry in peace no one hurt them
— creative n funny
— eat empathy era jeno for breakfast
— always struggling wtf
— they all hate each other

nanazens
— prettiest layouts
— highkey bullies
— always defending him (:()
— WILD
—
— soft bitches would just die for nana
— cute babies.
— but theyre also dreaming of whoring around i swear
— cutest selca concepts
— probably eat his bubble msgs for dinner man idk
— emo af

renjunzens
— bitch wtf even
— eat renjun for breakfast, lunch, dinner
— alive on renra
— very smart
— very dumb
— "if bullying isn't funny then why am i laugh?"
— like to give their opinions
— also very emo
— clowns
— you dare to touch renjun they'll slice ur ass in halves

chenlezens
— baby as fuck
— AND proud
— half of them are literally older than his ass
— cute
— they obey the rules so theyre very soft
— have had little breakdowns whenever chenle smiled
— they get no content whatsoever :(
— how are they still alive? we'll never know
— cuddly

mochizens
— these bitches whine abt his voice evo like theyve never touched a biology book istg
— babies
— don't touch them
— very peaceful
— just wanna be cuddled/babied
— "i wanna be babied too :(" bitch ur 20???
— just wanna bite his cheekies
— emotional is an understatement