BAD DAD JOKE TIME: Why can’t we get a summer home along the water in Norway?

It’s unafjordable

(GO!)

OK another: What do you call Mac n Cheese that gets up in your face?

To close for comfort food

A third and then y’all gotta start chipping in: My uncle named his puppies Timex and Rolex

They’re watch dogs!

OK I can’t stop: What do you call a Donkey with three legs?

A Wonkey!

One more for good luck: This morning Siri called me “Shirley.”

I’d accidentally left it in “Airplane” mode