i have an idea fav this and i’ll anonymously tell you the pros and cons of having you on my heist team
pro: you seem like you’d probably keep hostages quiet and keep them at bay
con: you tweet too much if i catch you tweeting what we’re doing on the job i’ll personally shoot your phone
pro : you seem like someone i can have on guard
con : idk you and i cant have anyone on my team that i cant trust to pull the trigger when i say so
pro : you’re multilingual so if we need someone to stall people whie we work you come in handy also if we get injured ik you can patch us up
con: until i assure you that the plan WILL work you wont be onboard with it and i cant have you jeopardise the mission
pro: my job is both to get the money and protect you at all costs also ik that you cant handle a gun so you’re on disguise duty
con: i cant keep everyone in line and keep taking care of you while im in the middle of a heist
pro : you can scare people till they give us the money
con : you’re too high maintenance and i cant be responsible for if you cant work well with others
pro : i think you’re smart and can handle any situation thrown at you
con: i dont think you can not be emotionally attached to people on the mission
pro: you seem very booksmart and if i can channel it right you can probably hack into the banks software and disable alarms
con: i dont want you to not take your job seriously or else ill put a bullet in you
pro: you’re a smart one and i feel you’d make a perfect trigger person so that makes you one if my main people
con: idk uf you would pull the trigger on someone i NEED you to pull the trigger on , also you’d probably fall asleep
pro : you would probably be a good talker and get us into the bank easily
con: you probably cant get us past anything other than that and i need people who can do alot if stuff
pro : you’re sick of life as it is so you wont mind doing some bad ass shit and looking good doing it
con: you have too much of an attitude and you wont follow orders so i wont hesitate to pull you off the mission
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