If there’s one thing I’ve learned about gay sex by watching porn it’s that fanfic writers REALLY overdo the “prepping” stage. Like in porn the bois lick a butthole for 3 seconds and pop it in, in fanfic it’s like THERE WAS A FINGER AND THEN TWO AND THEN THERE WERE THREE

Also? Frottage isn’t really what I envisioned it? Like it’s not as if they just stand facing each other and magically rub dicks. They gotta hold onto them and stuff

Guys stop liking this this is my most idiotic tweet of all time