Wait.

... who is Huey, Dewey and Louie's father?
Okay Scrooge McDuck is descended from a man named Dirty Dingus WTF is this franchise https://twitter.com/InternetMayor/status/1249451921317990401
Ol' Grandpa Filthy Penis McDuck
Disney owns Marvel, and hence Howard the Duck.

So ... this is, sadly, an option. https://twitter.com/TrashJack/status/1249554369323941888
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