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9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my balls when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Obviously? What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the poes would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie, "did you see that?" No you naai, I paid R300 to come to the movies and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't give me a choice there, did you sweety?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". Auj? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?
