Scene: cigar smoke filled room.

Elite 1: Let& #39;s initiate protocol Y4. Encourage everyone to wear masks and gloves so we can control them.
Elite 2: But is there anyway to also make them lose faith in our ability to protect them thus undermining our legitimacy as rulers? 1/
Elite 1: Of course, we& #39;d also need to create a situation in which our enforcement class is afraid to do our bidding.
Elite 2: We should also encourage people to stock up on the supplies necessary to survive a insurgency.

2/
Elite 1: This is all fine and good, but we must also bankrupt them and interrupt the bread and circuses. They& #39;ll never rebel if we do that. History shows it.

3/
Elite 3: Perhaps we could also disrupt the military& #39;s readiness. It would certainly secure our position.

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Elite 1: Oh for added interest, let& #39;s showcase the inherent inequality by showing how the wealthy can get access to healthcare the commoners can& #39;t. That will make them love us and create no animosity.
Elite 4: Let& #39;s also create a situation that empowers local governments who may not follow our directives.

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Elite 1: Let& #39;s also encourage them all to buy guns and ammo.

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Elite 2: we& #39;d need a strong leader. Someone capable of creating unity. Let& #39;s use a babbling failed reality TV show host.

7/
Me: What kind of drugs do you have to be on to believe this was planned? This is the plan the string pullers of the world came up with?

Joe Rogan: I gave them DMT.

8/8
Worst villains ever.
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