getting back into riverdale
the way cole sprouse is literally the worst actor to ever live
“you know what they say, it takes a village to mercy-kidnap a child”
“what? have you come to steal more babies elizabeth?” EJDJFBD
“i have a better idea, why dont you take off your shirt?” exactly miss betty
THE SERIAL KILLER GENESSSSSS
“i recognized a kinship in him and i spared him”
“yes i did cultivate your father’s murderous impulses, its true. to take my revenge on a town that allowed me to be sold as a child bride to the blossoms” period
“face facts, aunt cricket. you and cousin fester have just committed a vile act of cannibalism, which is illegal in this state” KSDJKDSKNN??????!!!?!???
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