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Astrology in the Bible a thread
I'd like to start off by saying that this thread is not meant to offend anyone or their religion/religious beliefs. It's meant to provide an alternative, interesting perspective on a religious text. I welcome discussion!
Let's start off with the Three Wise Kings and how they were astrologers. They followed the Star of Bethlehem to get to Jesus, which was either a comet or a powerful Saturn-Jupiter conjunction in Pisces. Saturn-Jupiter = king, kingdoms. In Pisces? A compassionate, new king.
Jesus was born in a stable between the constellations of Sagittarius and Capricorn, a horse and a goat, very fitting. Jesus is often compared to the Sun going through each of the 12 signs. 30 days after the Sun is born, he is baptized under the sign of the Water Bearer.
Jesus visits John the Baptist and is baptized with water. John the Baptist is Aquarius, the Water Bearer. John the Baptist promises us Jesus will give us something better than water. Jesus will give us the harvest of food later on in the year.
Jesus takes his disciples from fishermen during the sign of the fish. Jesus visits Simon and his brother Andrew, who are fishermen. Simon & Andrew are personifications of the two fish of Pisces. Jesus then becomes a shepherd in the time of Aries & is known as the Lamb of God.
The fields are plowed with oxen (the bull).The Bull is worshipped as a bringer or symbol of agriculture.The Twins represent an increase in goods. The Sun travels through the Milky Way between the signs of Taurus and Gemini as Jesus "crosses the lake" in Mat 8:8, Mark 4:35...
Jesus then heals two demon-possessed men, Castor and Pollux, which happens to be the names of the two brightest stars in the constellation of Gemini. The Sun then passes thru Cancer, the sign that's known to "go backwards," & the Sun reaches its longest day on the first day of 
The length of daylight then start to decrease. Jesus then becomes the Lion of the Twelve Tribes of Judah. Aquarius rises in the west at sunset & appears to be "beheaded" by the horizon, John the Baptist is raised from the dead & beheaded.
Jesus enters Jerusalem in the time of Virgo, during harvest season. Then comes judgment day with the sign of Libra. The last supper happens at this time. Jesus sits among the 12 constellations.
Judas betrays Jesus at the time of Scorpio, the sign closely associated with betrayal and the sting of reality. Jesus is crucified between the two heavenly thieves, Scorpio and Sagittarius. These two months hold no harvest.
Pontius Pilate, the personification of Sagittarius (name means "armed with a strong spear") is the last person who sees Jesus.
