Since it's Easter, I wanna share with y'all a Jesus conspiracy theory I made when I was younger.

What if Jesus was actually a time traveller? Like he just came equipped with a buncha technology from the future, and then all the miracles were nanobots doing their thing?

Wedding of Cana? Some sorta wine powder that mixes with water to make good wine. Jesus walks on water? Nanobots manipulating surface tension. Jesus heals the sick? Regenerative nanobots. Jesus multiplies fish and bread? Nanobots that can duplicate food?

Jesus dies and resurrects? Nanobots.
But how could he have been trained? Well, maybe when Mary and Joseph lost track of Jesus and found him at the temple, they switched out the original Jesus for a trained kid with nanobots.

Anyway, it's not serious, but I thought it'd be fun to share my Time Traveller Jesus theory in case anyone else gets a kick out of it.

Also Jesus says love your neighbors, so heck you if you're trans/homophobic to my brothers/sisters/NB sibs and call yourself 'Christian'