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Avoid going on a date with women that have roommates.
I made that mistake once and I saw things....
I met this girl at the car park of The restaurant that she choose, walking into the restaurant she casually said
‘I’m visiting here for the first time’
If my brain was intact..
I made that mistake once and I saw things....
I met this girl at the car park of The restaurant that she choose, walking into the restaurant she casually said
‘I’m visiting here for the first time’
If my brain was intact..
...that should have been when that
‘Problem problem ama ni problem’ song was supposed to start playing, but you know when a man sets his sights on the goal, gameplay is inconsequential. So I replied
‘Why did you pick here then’
She now replied
‘I like to try new things’
‘Problem problem ama ni problem’ song was supposed to start playing, but you know when a man sets his sights on the goal, gameplay is inconsequential. So I replied
‘Why did you pick here then’
She now replied
‘I like to try new things’
My brain had lost focus if not I should have known that ‘water done dey enter garri and e go soon pass garri’ but I pressed on ...
Because ‘I’m pressing on the upward way, new heights I’m gaining everyday’
‘That’s nice, let’s see what they give us’ I added as we took our
Because ‘I’m pressing on the upward way, new heights I’m gaining everyday’
‘That’s nice, let’s see what they give us’ I added as we took our
Seats.
The waiter brought the menu and this women ordered modestly.
‘Give me item 4,11 and 16...then from the soups item 9, and 7 then drinks item 3’ she said to the waiter as she smiled at me
In my heart I said
‘Correct babe...she know Watin dey sup’ as I started making
The waiter brought the menu and this women ordered modestly.
‘Give me item 4,11 and 16...then from the soups item 9, and 7 then drinks item 3’ she said to the waiter as she smiled at me
In my heart I said
‘Correct babe...she know Watin dey sup’ as I started making
...my order
They brought the food we began eating as we were having occasional exchange
‘Hmmm their food is nice’ she threw in
‘I know right’ I replied
‘They exceeded my expectation’
‘I didn’t have an expectation tho’ I counted
They brought the food we began eating as we were having occasional exchange
‘Hmmm their food is nice’ she threw in
‘I know right’ I replied
‘They exceeded my expectation’
‘I didn’t have an expectation tho’ I counted
We continued eating only for this girl to suddenly start her bus, heading to oworoshoki under bridge
‘My roommates would love this’ she says
My brain then picked at that moment pe
‘Won ti gbefun o ti fe connect..But ko ni wole koni connect’
As I replied ‘hmmmmm...really’
‘My roommates would love this’ she says
My brain then picked at that moment pe
‘Won ti gbefun o ti fe connect..But ko ni wole koni connect’
As I replied ‘hmmmmm...really’
She says
‘Can I get something for them’
My brain went on leave again, because I said
‘Why not’
As opposed to telling her
‘We can just pick their pamphlets and show them’
‘Can I get something for them’
My brain went on leave again, because I said
‘Why not’
As opposed to telling her
‘We can just pick their pamphlets and show them’
That was where my fan belt started to cut that subsequently led to my internal over heating
‘I have 8, roommates actually but just 6 takeaways is fine’ My brain say 6...?
I replied ‘ok?’
She signaled the waiter over and that’s where she became Chinua Achebe and....
‘I have 8, roommates actually but just 6 takeaways is fine’ My brain say 6...?
I replied ‘ok?’
She signaled the waiter over and that’s where she became Chinua Achebe and....
My things began to fall apart
‘I want 6 packs, first two item 3,4,5 and soups 11,10...’
She went off while I suddenly became deaf, because for each word she was saying my account was screaming
‘See Watin you cause now’ in my left cerebral o esophagus
‘I want 6 packs, first two item 3,4,5 and soups 11,10...’
She went off while I suddenly became deaf, because for each word she was saying my account was screaming
‘See Watin you cause now’ in my left cerebral o esophagus
The waiter brought the packs. I managed to settle the bill.
We were walking back to the car park when she rounded me up
‘My roommates will so love this, I’d bring one or two to come meet you in our next date’
Bring them where?!!!!
We were walking back to the car park when she rounded me up
‘My roommates will so love this, I’d bring one or two to come meet you in our next date’
Bring them where?!!!!
Them wan come dey fan us? Abi their throat dry or them need AC to boost their skincare, I kept thinking to myself as I drove off.
N:B: This thread is all lies nobody should drag me.
N:B: This thread is all lies nobody should drag me.
