New game (inspired by reading books with my 10-month-old): take a children's book, and subtitle it so it becomes a serious adult book.

e.g.

ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH: the future of the U.S. fishing industry in a politically polarized time

THAT'S NOT MY LLAMA: the illegal ownership of exotic pets, and how we can stop it

THE WONKY DONKEY: how policy journalism changed the face of the Democratic Party

GIRAFFES CAN'T DANCE: the wit and wisdom of the NBA's "big men"

GOODNIGHT, MOON: the anthropomorphization of nature in NK Jemisin's "broken earth" trilogy"

DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS: why cities can and must resist autonomous vehicles