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here’s a thread of all of the sad instagram ads i’m getting in life under quarantine. first: at-home acupuncture with this acupuncture mat.
can’t go to the dentist? here’s a very sharp pick you can use on yourself if you’ve got a steady hand, i guess.
“pooping just got a-hole lot better.” maintain your TP stockpile, shoot water at your butt instead!
here’s a key-shaped stylus so you never have to touch anything again (you can also open doors with the hook)
build your own hurdy gurdy?
i have no fucking clue
