Okay, I’m gonna say this here bc judging by my mentions and DMs and a text from a concerned friend, I tweeted something scary and I think I have a concussion from falling from the bathtub. Also, I was told I said something about bowing out, but all I can think is an Ape named-
-Ape sang that, that shit is hilarious. I don’t remember a lot, just having a nightmare, then thinking, there’s a dog licking me, and then waking up in a shit ton of pain, then seeing daisy, then getting confused why Lafayette isn’t on the TV, then bathroom, then seeing my face-
-then cleaning up, then throwing up, THEN True Blood. Now I’m exhausted and my back is killing me (I have a precious back injury from my dad) and I’m feeling REALLY guilty about worrying you all I feel like a bigger asshole than Bill Compton so I can’t look at y’all’s DMs and-
-mentions right now, I’m so sorry, everything just hurts and I’m tired and these tweets took longer than I’d like to admit (I’m so sorry, I’m just EXHAUSTED) and all I can think is an Ape named Ape and then I think George of the Jungle and then I get distracted, bc right now that
shit is so funny to me, then I think about Brendan Frasier, then get sad, then I think of Johnny and get even sadder, then I think AN APE NAMED APE and this thread took so long and I’m so so tired and MARY MOTHER FUCKING ANNE IS FUCKING SHIT UP so I gtg. Also, again I know I’m
Supposed to be sorry in this thread but I can’t remember why because I just keep thinking an Ape named Ape and I’m exhausted and want a nap so I gotta go. I love you! Oh, he hung up. He knows though. None of you will get that reference but it’s Roger from American Dad but I do
Love you I’m just so tired. OH SHIT BITCH MARYANNE IS PISSING OFF SAM. I don’t remember what this thread is about and I’m to tired to look at the above tweets. AN APE NAMED APE. I think I lost the plot a little bit somewhere but you feel me
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