Anyhoo, it being Easter, I'm going to treat you to some extra #VintageMagTweets stuff. I'm going to call this thread, NO, DON'T DO THAT!

DON'T take your dad's string vest and thread ribbons through it. It is not a summer special, it is an abomination.

DON'T wear dresses to make boys like you.

DON'T crochet yourself a bikini! Put the wool away now!

DON'T read magazines which insult your body shape!

DON'T wear chopsticks in your hair. You'll have someone's eye out.

DON'T #101.

DON'T be racist.

DON'T buy trousers with transparent pockets, unless you want to be pick-pocketed relentlessly.

No, just DON'T.

DON'T massage meat jelly into your head. Not unless the lockdown carries on way longer than we thought.

DON'T wear your tights on your head, you loon.

DON'T make hair decorations out of tissues. What'll happen when it rains?

DON'T poke cocktail umbrellas into your scalp, unless you're seriously drunk and among friends you can trust.

DON'T push paper clips into your hair. It'll look as if you've been ferreting in the stationery cupboard and had things fall on your head.

DON'T stick jigsaw pieces to a perfectly good hat. Do I even need to explain why?

Lots more excellent fashion and beauty tips to come on Thursday, when I finish this thread. x