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Anyhoo, it being Easter, I& #39;m going to treat you to some extra #VintageMagTweets stuff. I& #39;m going to call this thread, NO, DON& #39;T DO THAT!
DON& #39;T take your dad& #39;s string vest and thread ribbons through it. It is not a summer special, it is an abomination.
DON& #39;T wear dresses to make boys like you.
DON& #39;T crochet yourself a bikini! Put the wool away now!
DON& #39;T read magazines which insult your body shape!
DON& #39;T be racist.
DON& #39;T buy trousers with transparent pockets, unless you want to be pick-pocketed relentlessly.
No, just DON& #39;T.
DON& #39;T massage meat jelly into your head. Not unless the lockdown carries on way longer than we thought.
DON& #39;T wear your tights on your head, you loon.
DON& #39;T poke cocktail umbrellas into your scalp, unless you& #39;re seriously drunk and among friends you can trust.
DON& #39;T push paper clips into your hair. It& #39;ll look as if you& #39;ve been ferreting in the stationery cupboard and had things fall on your head.
DON& #39;T stick jigsaw pieces to a perfectly good hat. Do I even need to explain why?
Lots more excellent fashion and beauty tips to come on Thursday, when I finish this thread. x
