storytime of when I got dick cheese in Germany, a thread:

so the year is 2015, I’m 13. this story starts off home in Norway. I was boarding the plane going to Germany together with my mom, dad, step dad and step mom. reason I was going was because of a surgery I was gonna have there

we stayed in Germany for a few days before it was time for the surgery. the surgery was pretty big so it could last 12+ hours or so which means that they have to impale my dickhole with a long tube so I don’t piss myself while I’m under anaesthesia

the surgery went perfectly well, but when I woke up I felt this weird pain my dick. I didn’t wanna look down under my blankets when my family and doctors were around so I just tried to ignore it till they rolled me into my hospital room

when I finally had the room for myself I looked down there just to see a big plastic tube forced into my cock hole and down the shaft... I slowly pulled it out which hurt like a bitch and just sat there in shock of what the fuck I had just witnessed

now this is when the story takes a turn. my dick hurt so badly after that so when I pissed it literally burned down there. it was so sensitive, it genuinely felt like someone had beaten my dick up. so I didn’t jerk off, I didn’t touch it, and therefor I didn’t wash it.

I showered of course, but everytime I tried to clean myself down there it hurt like a bitch, so I just gave up.

and you know what happens when you don’t clean yourself down there... dick cheese. I started seeing like small white things come off my dick and I panicked. I genuinely thought I had contracted an STD of some sort. I was 13 and had no idea what the symptoms were so I assumed AIDS

I had no idea what to do. I didn’t want to tell my mom that I had “an STD” so I just lived thru the pain of cleaning in hope that it would make it go away it even though it hurt like a bitch.

we flew back to Norway (while my cock was still in agonising pain) and eventually the mysterious white “STD’s” just disappeared after a while

now I’m all good and my dick is healthier than ever

~ end of thread ~