I have to tell you something. My long nightmare ended today.

Five days ago, in the middle of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC, a *#!? mouse got into my house.

Money was MEANINGLESS. The man I keep with all the guns REFUSED TO SHOOT THEM.

Can’t go to a hotel. Can’t move. Can’t burn the house down. Nothing.

HE TRIED to bring some HUMANE ASS traps into this house. I DONT CARE ABOUT THE GENEVA CONVENTION

Bring me the waterboarding of traps. Let word spread that I am not the one to play with in these streets.

A trap went off today. I hope it suffered. Now I can leave upstairs which is where I have been living FOR A WEEK.

Now I have to bleach the house AGAIN. If the Rona doesn’t get me, it will be the fumes that ate my lungs.