ALREET PALS! Here we go! Tonight on #YubiViews we& #39;re watching The Thing (1982) as recommended by @donttrythis!

Now I did have The Thing confused somehow with Stig In The Dump, so I& #39;m going out on a limb and saying this isn& #39;t a fun kid& #39;s movie. In fact, I think it& #39;s horror.

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I have no idea what The Thing is about. Setting, time period, location, who& #39;s in it... nothing. Is it slasher? Ghosts? It Was Really Just People All Along? Aliens? Monsters? Who can say. Pretty there& #39;s going to be... a THING.

Here& #39;s what I hope it isn& #39;t:

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1) Boy i hope it isn& #39;t zombies, aliens, or big spiders. Those are The Worst things.
2) I hope it isn& #39;t 10001 jump scares. I will shriek.
3) I hope The Thing isn& #39;t suddenly comical when we see it!

LET& #39;S DIG IN.

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okay we got some spoopy music to start with, and as per usual i know none of the people in these opening credits lmao

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AH SHIT IT& #39;S FUCKING ALIENS

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oooh okay we& #39;re in antartica that& #39;s a fun premise for a horror film

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PUPPY

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WAIT HOLD UP ARE THEY SHOOTING AT THE DOG

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I DON& #39;T CARE ABOUT THIS MAN& #39;S CHESS WIZARD GO BACK TO THE DOG IS THE DOG OKAY

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nice to know gamer rage (tm) was alive and well even in antarctica in the 80s

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i& #39;ve spotted an OSHA disaster

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DON& #39;T BOMB THE DOG WHAT THE FUCK

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YES SAVE THE DOG

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oh shit he& #39;s just fucked up the helicopter and--

-BOOM-

.... yup. oops.

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BOY I WISH I SPOKE NORWEGIAN RIGHT NOW PLEASE PUT THE GUN DOWN AND DON& #39;T HURT THE DOG

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I FEEL LIKE WE COULD ALL HAVE HANDLED THAT WITH MUCH LESS SHOOTING but at least the dog is okay jesus christ what was that about

guess that man had a BONE TO PICK.....

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i& #39;m being haunted

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UH OH NOT A GOOD SIGN HUH

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WHOEVER THE GUY ON ROLLERSKATES IS IS MY NEW FAVE

THAT& #39;S VERY COOL I HOPE YOU DON& #39;T DIE

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i have doomed you very cool rollerskates guy i am so sorry

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Palmer is 1 month isolation mood tbh

ALSO I FEEL LIKE YOU ALL SHOULDN& #39;T GO UP THERE

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i love the choice of music lmao

also uh... is... is the pupper okay...

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aww ok he just wanted some company

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uh oh this camp is not looking good huh
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ruh-roh scoob

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE DEAD GUY MOVES AND THERE& #39;S ZOMBIES AND ALIENS IN THIS MOVIE I WILL SHIT MY PANTS

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oh my god oh no okay no yeah he& #39;s pretty dead i guess wowzies that& #39;s some effects

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this man looks very familiar... he& #39;s not harrison ford is he...

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JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE IN MY BUILDING JUST SLAMMED A DOOR AND I JUMPED SO BAD

CAN YOU NOT, NEIGHBOURS, PLEASE????

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oh my god what the fuck are the burned things is that a baby or an alien holy fuck

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DAMN THOSE EFFECTS THO

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WAIT IS THAT.............. THE THING?????????????

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uh does that... is... has it got 6 fingers...

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OH THE FACES ARE VERY WORSE ACTUALLY

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that... is not how you should be doing autopsies my man.... but okay...

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................. is the dog okay

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OH MY GOD OH NO

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IT& #39;S A FUCKING DEMOGORGAN OH MY GOD ITS FACE OPENED UP

OH NO!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT HAS FUCKING SPIDER LEGS

OH MY GOD IS THIS FILM ALIENS AND SPIDERS OH GOD OH NO!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST THE DEAD MAN DIDN& #39;T MOVE I GUESS BUT OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH NO MR MAN DON& #39;T GO IN THERE MY DUDE

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YEAH GET THE FLAMETHROWER THAT& #39;S A GOOD IDEA

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HOOOOOLY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THE DOG IS NOT OKAY

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OH NO IT GOT OUT THE CEILING OH MY GOD OH NO

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KEEP BURNING IT I FEEL LIKE THAT WASN& #39;T ENOUGH BURNING OF IT!!!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

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wait did they get it???? THERE& #39;S STILL A LOT OF MOVIE LEFT I FEEL LIKE THEY DIDN& #39;T GET IT

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oh my god it can shapeshift?????

UH OH

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OH MY GOD WAIT IF IT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND MAKE MORE OF ITSELF

IS... IS IT ONE OF THE PEOPLE???? IS IT ALREADY A PERSON THERE???

OH MY GOD

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