ALREET PALS! Here we go! Tonight on #YubiViews we're watching The Thing (1982) as recommended by @donttrythis!

Now I did have The Thing confused somehow with Stig In The Dump, so I'm going out on a limb and saying this isn't a fun kid's movie. In fact, I think it's horror.

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I have no idea what The Thing is about. Setting, time period, location, who's in it... nothing. Is it slasher? Ghosts? It Was Really Just People All Along? Aliens? Monsters? Who can say. Pretty there's going to be... a THING.

Here's what I hope it isn't:

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1) Boy i hope it isn't zombies, aliens, or big spiders. Those are The Worst things.
2) I hope it isn't 10001 jump scares. I will shriek.
3) I hope The Thing isn't suddenly comical when we see it!

LET'S DIG IN.

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okay we got some spoopy music to start with, and as per usual i know none of the people in these opening credits lmao

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AH SHIT IT'S FUCKING ALIENS

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oooh okay we're in antartica that's a fun premise for a horror film

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PUPPY

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WAIT HOLD UP ARE THEY SHOOTING AT THE DOG

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS MAN'S CHESS WIZARD GO BACK TO THE DOG IS THE DOG OKAY

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nice to know gamer rage (tm) was alive and well even in antarctica in the 80s

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i've spotted an OSHA disaster

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DON'T BOMB THE DOG WHAT THE FUCK

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YES SAVE THE DOG

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oh shit he's just fucked up the helicopter and--

-BOOM-

.... yup. oops.

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BOY I WISH I SPOKE NORWEGIAN RIGHT NOW PLEASE PUT THE GUN DOWN AND DON'T HURT THE DOG

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I FEEL LIKE WE COULD ALL HAVE HANDLED THAT WITH MUCH LESS SHOOTING but at least the dog is okay jesus christ what was that about

guess that man had a BONE TO PICK.....

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i'm being haunted

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UH OH NOT A GOOD SIGN HUH

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WHOEVER THE GUY ON ROLLERSKATES IS IS MY NEW FAVE

THAT'S VERY COOL I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE

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i have doomed you very cool rollerskates guy i am so sorry

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Palmer is 1 month isolation mood tbh

ALSO I FEEL LIKE YOU ALL SHOULDN'T GO UP THERE

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i love the choice of music lmao

also uh... is... is the pupper okay...

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aww ok he just wanted some company

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uh oh this camp is not looking good huh
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ruh-roh scoob

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE DEAD GUY MOVES AND THERE'S ZOMBIES AND ALIENS IN THIS MOVIE I WILL SHIT MY PANTS

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oh my god oh no okay no yeah he's pretty dead i guess wowzies that's some effects

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this man looks very familiar... he's not harrison ford is he...

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JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE IN MY BUILDING JUST SLAMMED A DOOR AND I JUMPED SO BAD

CAN YOU NOT, NEIGHBOURS, PLEASE????

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oh my god what the fuck are the burned things is that a baby or an alien holy fuck

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DAMN THOSE EFFECTS THO

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WAIT IS THAT.............. THE THING?????????????

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uh does that... is... has it got 6 fingers...

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OH THE FACES ARE VERY WORSE ACTUALLY

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that... is not how you should be doing autopsies my man.... but okay...

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................. is the dog okay

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OH MY GOD OH NO

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IT'S A FUCKING DEMOGORGAN OH MY GOD ITS FACE OPENED UP

OH NO!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT HAS FUCKING SPIDER LEGS

OH MY GOD IS THIS FILM ALIENS AND SPIDERS OH GOD OH NO!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST THE DEAD MAN DIDN'T MOVE I GUESS BUT OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH NO MR MAN DON'T GO IN THERE MY DUDE

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YEAH GET THE FLAMETHROWER THAT'S A GOOD IDEA

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HOOOOOLY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THE DOG IS NOT OKAY

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OH NO IT GOT OUT THE CEILING OH MY GOD OH NO

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KEEP BURNING IT I FEEL LIKE THAT WASN'T ENOUGH BURNING OF IT!!!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

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wait did they get it???? THERE'S STILL A LOT OF MOVIE LEFT I FEEL LIKE THEY DIDN'T GET IT

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oh my god it can shapeshift?????

UH OH

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OH MY GOD WAIT IF IT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND MAKE MORE OF ITSELF

IS... IS IT ONE OF THE PEOPLE???? IS IT ALREADY A PERSON THERE???

OH MY GOD

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