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So @DrBeauBeaumont wrote this twitter thread on churches, and I found that inspiring. So I decided to write a similar thread that is exactly the same and also slightly entirely different.
So sit back and enjoy https://twitter.com/DrBeauBeaumont/status/1248533233853136901
So sit back and enjoy https://twitter.com/DrBeauBeaumont/status/1248533233853136901
(This is also the second time I made this thread because the @twitter website ate my first thread. Never use the twitter website for threads. 
) https://twitter.com/MarkusGerstel/status/1249333164390207488
) https://twitter.com/MarkusGerstel/status/1249333164390207488
Once upon a time there was a river. Someone (allegedly) made (or observed) an ox cross said river. Everyone* immediately decided that this was noteworthy, and they founded a city to see if it happened again.
[sunrise from @NewCollegeOx tower]
![Once upon a time there was a river. Someone (allegedly) made (or observed) an ox cross said river. Everyone* immediately decided that this was noteworthy, and they founded a city to see if it happened again.[sunrise from @NewCollegeOx tower]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVbGyLBXgAU22Fk.jpg "Once upon a time there was a river. Someone (allegedly) made (or observed) an ox cross said river. Everyone* immediately decided that this was noteworthy, and they founded a city to see if it happened again.[sunrise from @NewCollegeOx tower]")
[sunrise from @NewCollegeOx tower]
(*Well - not everyone. A bunch of traitors later decided that there must be a nicer river somewhere else; they were wrong and don't know anything about punting and let's not talk of them right now)
You can only spend so much time looking at a river. There was not happening much otherwise, so people started thinking about all sorts of things other than oxen: theology, arts, the placement of commas in lists, and science.
[view from @magdalenoxford tower]
![You can only spend so much time looking at a river. There was not happening much otherwise, so people started thinking about all sorts of things other than oxen: theology, arts, the placement of commas in lists, and science.[view from @magdalenoxford tower]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVbHCrnXYAY0uqd.jpg "You can only spend so much time looking at a river. There was not happening much otherwise, so people started thinking about all sorts of things other than oxen: theology, arts, the placement of commas in lists, and science.[view from @magdalenoxford tower]")
[view from @magdalenoxford tower]
