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Smirnoff is for guys that get home and text girls "i wanted to kiss you" after hanging out with them all day
Budwieser is for those used to drink smirnoff then and still say i don't take alcohol
Orijin bitters is for those that home training didn't allow to be agbero
Star is for those people that give children two 5naira notes and collect their 500 naira saying "take two money give me one money"
Harp is for those who learnt to drink by stealing beer from their dad
Gulder is for kidnappers
Stout if for people who used to chew paracetamol as kids
Heineken is for rich kids who went about with a comb and had girl friends in jss3
Legend is for those men that think wash machine is for lazy people
Star ragdler taste like palm wine and nutri C, it's for people who don't want to drink malt because their friends are drinking green bottle
Trophy is for people who never go to the village but speak their language at bars
Hero is for igbo boys who came from the village to Lagos and would shame you for not speaking igbo well
