Thanks Obama 😡
I literally LOL'd at that pic 🤣 https://twitter.com/jackshawhan/status/1249387288355897344
https://twitter.com/jdrasin/status/1249387704644702208
https://twitter.com/brandonlbradfor/status/1249387806171906049
Trump makes W look like one of the greatest GOP statesmen in history 😂 https://twitter.com/danjpopp/status/1249386819818377216
Agreed. I liked him tbh ::ducks:: https://twitter.com/shake1n1bake/status/1249393292573380608
Accurate. The pandemic office that created Obama's playbook, and that the Yapping Yam disbanded, was started in 2005 IIRC https://twitter.com/scdallav/status/1249437210723508224
Define "real" https://twitter.com/meaghanbm/status/1249449019526520840
True, though that was also owed to the dysfunctional Congress and debt ceiling + sequestration stupidity https://twitter.com/trogdor8768/status/1249447736463765504
Got RT'd by @KevinMKruse, now I have morons @'ing me with "wHaT aBoUt SwInE fLu?" 😂🤦‍♂️

Yes, the Swine Flu that began months after Obama took office killed 8,868 – 18,306 Americans in a year

We're currently at 21,991+ Americans dead of COVID-19 in 2 months of Trump's 4th year
They know how to use DMs too 🤦‍♂️
Accurate https://twitter.com/nichartley/status/1249467161833324549
https://twitter.com/walthamjay/status/1249499863529803776
I didn't though. Read again. https://twitter.com/impatpatpat/status/1249496560230072321
Need your help on that one: how many Americans were killed by Obama's drone strikes? https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249485853262561282
So you're saying substantially fewer Americans died in a year of H1N1 infections than have died in just two months of coronavirus?

Thanks for the FYI 👍👍 https://twitter.com/red13eyes/status/1249486234071773185
https://twitter.com/paynekathi58/status/1249486027980279810
It actually "fits the narrative" just fine

A *lot* fewer dead Americans from H1N1 https://twitter.com/aclark1804/status/1249480780507684864
At some point I'm going to mail you a glitter bomb as a thank you 😜 https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1249480011553390593
https://twitter.com/anna_63/status/1249476370675027970
You seem exceptionally triggered by a chart titled "American Deaths by Disaster" https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249507098691543042
Matt is having a very normal evening
Witty! https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249512369811787776
And Ivanka still won't f*ck hin https://twitter.com/dudelove88/status/1249512639366979586
Is that what you think happened? https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249514266325135362
https://twitter.com/teagenconway/status/1249514638775025665
Should probably leave the thinking to the rest of us then https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249515036168589314
What part of that tweet you quoted is inaccurate? https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249516802570362880
https://twitter.com/cranky_david/status/1249518281976774656
How many "American Deaths" were from drone strikes?

https://twitter.com/keano242/status/1249521167481831429
That's an awful lot of words to say "ok yes you were totally right but you sound mean when you say it that way" https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249519101590061058
https://twitter.com/sberfield/status/1249520593222991875
https://twitter.com/saint_cynicism/status/1249544848111095808
Witty!

https://twitter.com/the1truekhan/status/1249680575750983685
R2D2 https://twitter.com/dsonoiki/status/1249639929434398721
https://twitter.com/smudgesbird/status/1249635195743088640
Are you sure about that? https://twitter.com/startmakingsens/status/1249597382225874945
https://twitter.com/thp1640/status/1249562633579069440
https://twitter.com/killermartinis/status/1249691974824853504
And that one ran a college! https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1249692318333952000
https://twitter.com/killermartinis/status/1249692832580939777
The Good Ol' Days! https://twitter.com/slammonj/status/1249694070139760640
https://twitter.com/shadowvasterra/status/1249693866632130560
Witty!

What point do you think including H1N1 would make? That a lot fewer people died over a longer span of time under Obama than Trump? https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249697039254007813
Well now I'm confused, did I ignore something or did I alter something?

You seem very upset that I didn't point out Obama handled H1N1 more competently than Trump handled COVID-19 https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249698898769334273
Cool, add those in too

Are we now at more or less dead Americans than under the Yapping Yam? https://twitter.com/lahtiwilliam/status/1249698535819423744
"Got nailed" – is that what you think happened? 😂

Tweet less, read more https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249699682927947776
I like the multi-thread joke here, nicely done https://twitter.com/svennerson/status/1249699574576545792
This isn't responsive to the question

And no one mentioned Clinton at all https://twitter.com/lahtiwilliam/status/1249700364976349189
So is illiteracy https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249700676839636992
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/wotantx/status/1249700944746610693
Still chuckling at that clown going "you should be FAIR with satire!" 🤣
https://twitter.com/thebenignspy/status/1249701860367306758
Well played https://twitter.com/jurijuri/status/1249518129253888001
Sadly I did not, it was sent to me by a Trumpist classmate who didn't read the numbers https://twitter.com/nielse16/status/1249703391250518017
We have a loooong list of #AlliterativeTrumpNicknames somewhere on here

Bonespur Brezhnev. Cheeto-in-Chief. Moscow Muppet. Etc https://twitter.com/kathy08118773/status/1249704351905353733
I suppose there's a nonzero chance he got the joke and sent it to me because he knew I'd laugh. But he's such a shameless Trump shill I'm skeptical https://twitter.com/ashton/status/1249706359517413377
Yes, you already said that this morning. The sequel is no more witty than the original

https://twitter.com/the1truekhan/status/1249713510751383552
Oh that just means the last Trump bar should be even smaller https://twitter.com/awc1920/status/1249721157835796483
It wasn't Obama, it was Killary's emails duh https://twitter.com/tepozkius/status/1249720007061364741
I've learned it kills fewer brain cells if you don't try to understand them https://twitter.com/apark2453/status/1249717169790701580
I'd say that's a safe assumption https://twitter.com/nwbvt/status/1249717814446952449
Especially when it's so innovative and original! https://twitter.com/isthisthingon31/status/1249729701029072900
No??? https://twitter.com/yalazala67/status/1249732206051950592
You tell us https://twitter.com/aclark1804/status/1249768474198642689
Harsh, but fair https://twitter.com/zacpatsanchez/status/1249761723310952448
It was not

Sadly, the answer to your second question is a resounding "yes" https://twitter.com/ollyaitch/status/1249751436851843072
What about it? https://twitter.com/interwebbox/status/1249772690736443397
You sound smart https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249781421700288513
I blame the metrosexuals https://twitter.com/legend500/status/1249783158817665025
With an avi like that, you're not really in a position to be criticizing others' looks

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249784003881611270
Your obsession with my penis is weird. Seek therapy.

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249785381567885313
The heart mirror gives it a nice touch https://twitter.com/bullcityva/status/1249786369259581441
Your fingers look like those logs of ground beef you see in the frozen food aisle. Get in shape before trying to comment about others

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249786554853117952
Kid's taking selfies in his mom's bathroom, so there's a few layers to unpack there https://twitter.com/dmschmeyer/status/1249787692386103297
Your original tweet got answered awhile ago. We're just amusing ourselves at how someone so unfortunate looking is trying to flex on Twitter with a mom's-bathroom-selfie avi

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249788188798758914
Nah, he's probably just sexually frustrated he can't get laid while still living with his mom https://twitter.com/oblivionvortex/status/1249788482131759106
"BuT tHe EcOnOmY iS bAd!" https://twitter.com/lutherevers/status/1249791849407135752
Can confirm https://twitter.com/de_novowels/status/1249791782944210954
https://twitter.com/lutherevers/status/1249795308843827200
We 👏 deserve 👏 better 👏 enemies 👏 https://twitter.com/halberdrayne/status/1249798676001837059
No one cares https://twitter.com/martine35412361/status/1249799621645414406
0? https://twitter.com/shaquillevaldez/status/1249799911417221120
His mom probably follows him on Twitter and he didn't want to be grounded https://twitter.com/halberdrayne/status/1249799914089054210
No one died in siria tho https://twitter.com/shaquillevaldez/status/1249800775003496448
Read again https://twitter.com/s_cole21/status/1249803182563381248
Is 18K more or less than 23K? https://twitter.com/weathermancoder/status/1249825654125858818
1️⃣ You didn't answer the question

2️⃣ *your https://twitter.com/weathermancoder/status/1249827459543023617
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