Thanks Obama https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">
I literally LOL& #39;d at that pic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> https://twitter.com/jackshawhan/status/1249387288355897344">https://twitter.com/jackshawh...
https://twitter.com/jdrasin/status/1249387704644702208">https://twitter.com/jdrasin/s...
https://twitter.com/brandonlbradfor/status/1249387806171906049">https://twitter.com/brandonlb...
Trump makes W look like one of the greatest GOP statesmen in history https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> https://twitter.com/danjpopp/status/1249386819818377216">https://twitter.com/danjpopp/...
Agreed. I liked him tbh ::ducks:: https://twitter.com/shake1n1bake/status/1249393292573380608">https://twitter.com/shake1n1b...
Accurate. The pandemic office that created Obama& #39;s playbook, and that the Yapping Yam disbanded, was started in 2005 IIRC https://twitter.com/scdallav/status/1249437210723508224">https://twitter.com/scdallav/...
Define "real" https://twitter.com/meaghanbm/status/1249449019526520840">https://twitter.com/meaghanbm...
True, though that was also owed to the dysfunctional Congress and debt ceiling + sequestration stupidity https://twitter.com/trogdor8768/status/1249447736463765504">https://twitter.com/trogdor87...
Got RT& #39;d by @KevinMKruse, now I have morons @& #39;ing me with "wHaT aBoUt SwInE fLu?" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming">

Yes, the Swine Flu that began months after Obama took office killed 8,868 – 18,306 Americans in a year

We& #39;re currently at 21,991+ Americans dead of COVID-19 in 2 months of Trump& #39;s 4th year
They know how to use DMs too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming">
They know how to use DMs too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="They know how to use DMs too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming">">
They know how to use DMs too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="They know how to use DMs too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming">">
Accurate https://twitter.com/nichartley/status/1249467161833324549">https://twitter.com/nichartle...
https://twitter.com/walthamjay/status/1249499863529803776">https://twitter.com/walthamja...
I didn& #39;t though. Read again. https://twitter.com/impatpatpat/status/1249496560230072321">https://twitter.com/impatpatp...
Need your help on that one: how many Americans were killed by Obama& #39;s drone strikes? https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249485853262561282">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
So you& #39;re saying substantially fewer Americans died in a year of H1N1 infections than have died in just two months of coronavirus?

Thanks for the FYI https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up"> https://twitter.com/red13eyes/status/1249486234071773185">https://twitter.com/red13eyes...
https://twitter.com/paynekathi58/status/1249486027980279810">https://twitter.com/paynekath...
It actually "fits the narrative" just fine

A *lot* fewer dead Americans from H1N1 https://twitter.com/aclark1804/status/1249480780507684864">https://twitter.com/aclark180...
At some point I& #39;m going to mail you a glitter bomb as a thank you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue"> https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1249480011553390593">https://twitter.com/kevinmkru...
https://twitter.com/anna_63/status/1249476370675027970">https://twitter.com/anna_63/s...
You seem exceptionally triggered by a chart titled "American Deaths by Disaster" https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249507098691543042">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
Matt is having a very normal evening
Witty! https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249512369811787776">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
And Ivanka still won& #39;t f*ck hin https://twitter.com/dudelove88/status/1249512639366979586">https://twitter.com/dudelove8...
Is that what you think happened? https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249514266325135362">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
https://twitter.com/teagenconway/status/1249514638775025665">https://twitter.com/teagencon...
Should probably leave the thinking to the rest of us then https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249515036168589314">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
What part of that tweet you quoted is inaccurate? https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249516802570362880">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
https://twitter.com/cranky_david/status/1249518281976774656">https://twitter.com/cranky_da...
How many "American Deaths" were from drone strikes?

https://twitter.com/keano242/status/1249521167481831429">https://twitter.com/keano242/...
That& #39;s an awful lot of words to say "ok yes you were totally right but you sound mean when you say it that way" https://twitter.com/mdhirst95/status/1249519101590061058">https://twitter.com/mdhirst95...
https://twitter.com/sberfield/status/1249520593222991875">https://twitter.com/sberfield...
https://twitter.com/saint_cynicism/status/1249544848111095808">https://twitter.com/saint_cyn...
Witty!

https://twitter.com/the1truekhan/status/1249680575750983685">https://twitter.com/the1truek...
R2D2 https://twitter.com/dsonoiki/status/1249639929434398721">https://twitter.com/dsonoiki/...
https://twitter.com/smudgesbird/status/1249635195743088640">https://twitter.com/smudgesbi...
Are you sure about that? https://twitter.com/startmakingsens/status/1249597382225874945">https://twitter.com/startmaki...
https://twitter.com/thp1640/status/1249562633579069440">https://twitter.com/thp1640/s...
https://twitter.com/killermartinis/status/1249691974824853504">https://twitter.com/killermar...
And that one ran a college! https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1249692318333952000">https://twitter.com/popehat/s...
https://twitter.com/killermartinis/status/1249692832580939777">https://twitter.com/killermar...
The Good Ol& #39; Days! https://twitter.com/slammonj/status/1249694070139760640">https://twitter.com/slammonj/...
https://twitter.com/shadowvasterra/status/1249693866632130560">https://twitter.com/shadowvas...
Witty!

What point do you think including H1N1 would make? That a lot fewer people died over a longer span of time under Obama than Trump? https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249697039254007813">https://twitter.com/abbadabba...
Well now I& #39;m confused, did I ignore something or did I alter something?

You seem very upset that I didn& #39;t point out Obama handled H1N1 more competently than Trump handled COVID-19 https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249698898769334273">https://twitter.com/abbadabba...
Cool, add those in too

Are we now at more or less dead Americans than under the Yapping Yam? https://twitter.com/lahtiwilliam/status/1249698535819423744">https://twitter.com/lahtiwill...
"Got nailed" – is that what you think happened? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Tweet less, read more https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249699682927947776">https://twitter.com/abbadabba...
I like the multi-thread joke here, nicely done https://twitter.com/svennerson/status/1249699574576545792">https://twitter.com/svennerso...
This isn& #39;t responsive to the question

And no one mentioned Clinton at all https://twitter.com/lahtiwilliam/status/1249700364976349189">https://twitter.com/lahtiwill...
So is illiteracy https://twitter.com/abbadabbadoo7/status/1249700676839636992">https://twitter.com/abbadabba...
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― https://twitter.com/wotantx/status/1249700944746610693">https://twitter.com/wotantx/s...
Still chuckling at that clown going "you should be FAIR with satire!" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
https://twitter.com/thebenignspy/status/1249701860367306758">https://twitter.com/thebenign...
Well played https://twitter.com/jurijuri/status/1249518129253888001">https://twitter.com/jurijuri/...
Sadly I did not, it was sent to me by a Trumpist classmate who didn& #39;t read the numbers https://twitter.com/nielse16/status/1249703391250518017">https://twitter.com/nielse16/...
We have a loooong list of #AlliterativeTrumpNicknames somewhere on here

Bonespur Brezhnev. Cheeto-in-Chief. Moscow Muppet. Etc https://twitter.com/kathy08118773/status/1249704351905353733">https://twitter.com/kathy0811...
I suppose there& #39;s a nonzero chance he got the joke and sent it to me because he knew I& #39;d laugh. But he& #39;s such a shameless Trump shill I& #39;m skeptical https://twitter.com/ashton/status/1249706359517413377">https://twitter.com/ashton/st...
Yes, you already said that this morning. The sequel is no more witty than the original

https://twitter.com/the1truekhan/status/1249713510751383552">https://twitter.com/the1truek...
Oh that just means the last Trump bar should be even smaller https://twitter.com/awc1920/status/1249721157835796483">https://twitter.com/awc1920/s...
It wasn& #39;t Obama, it was Killary& #39;s emails duh https://twitter.com/tepozkius/status/1249720007061364741">https://twitter.com/tepozkius...
I& #39;ve learned it kills fewer brain cells if you don& #39;t try to understand them https://twitter.com/apark2453/status/1249717169790701580">https://twitter.com/apark2453...
I& #39;d say that& #39;s a safe assumption https://twitter.com/nwbvt/status/1249717814446952449">https://twitter.com/nwbvt/sta...
Especially when it& #39;s so innovative and original! https://twitter.com/isthisthingon31/status/1249729701029072900">https://twitter.com/isthisthi...
No??? https://twitter.com/yalazala67/status/1249732206051950592">https://twitter.com/yalazala6...
You tell us https://twitter.com/aclark1804/status/1249768474198642689">https://twitter.com/aclark180...
Harsh, but fair https://twitter.com/zacpatsanchez/status/1249761723310952448">https://twitter.com/zacpatsan...
It was not

Sadly, the answer to your second question is a resounding "yes" https://twitter.com/ollyaitch/status/1249751436851843072">https://twitter.com/ollyaitch...
What about it? https://twitter.com/interwebbox/status/1249772690736443397">https://twitter.com/interwebb...
You sound smart https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249781421700288513">https://twitter.com/kobalston...
I blame the metrosexuals https://twitter.com/legend500/status/1249783158817665025">https://twitter.com/legend500...
With an avi like that, you& #39;re not really in a position to be criticizing others& #39; looks

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249784003881611270">https://twitter.com/kobalston...
Your obsession with my penis is weird. Seek therapy.

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249785381567885313">https://twitter.com/kobalston...
The heart mirror gives it a nice touch https://twitter.com/bullcityva/status/1249786369259581441">https://twitter.com/bullcityv...
Your fingers look like those logs of ground beef you see in the frozen food aisle. Get in shape before trying to comment about others

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249786554853117952">https://twitter.com/kobalston...
Kid& #39;s taking selfies in his mom& #39;s bathroom, so there& #39;s a few layers to unpack there https://twitter.com/dmschmeyer/status/1249787692386103297">https://twitter.com/dmschmeye...
Your original tweet got answered awhile ago. We& #39;re just amusing ourselves at how someone so unfortunate looking is trying to flex on Twitter with a mom& #39;s-bathroom-selfie avi

https://twitter.com/kobalstone/status/1249788188798758914">https://twitter.com/kobalston...
Nah, he& #39;s probably just sexually frustrated he can& #39;t get laid while still living with his mom https://twitter.com/oblivionvortex/status/1249788482131759106">https://twitter.com/oblivionv...
"BuT tHe EcOnOmY iS bAd!" https://twitter.com/lutherevers/status/1249791849407135752">https://twitter.com/luthereve...
Can confirm https://twitter.com/de_novowels/status/1249791782944210954">https://twitter.com/de_novowe...
https://twitter.com/lutherevers/status/1249795308843827200">https://twitter.com/luthereve...
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We https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> deserve https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> better https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> enemies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://twitter.com/halberdrayne/status/1249798676001837059">https://twitter.com/halberdra...
No one cares https://twitter.com/martine35412361/status/1249799621645414406">https://twitter.com/martine35...
0? https://twitter.com/shaquillevaldez/status/1249799911417221120">https://twitter.com/shaquille...
His mom probably follows him on Twitter and he didn& #39;t want to be grounded https://twitter.com/halberdrayne/status/1249799914089054210">https://twitter.com/halberdra...
No one died in siria tho https://twitter.com/shaquillevaldez/status/1249800775003496448">https://twitter.com/shaquille...
Read again https://twitter.com/s_cole21/status/1249803182563381248">https://twitter.com/s_cole21/...
Is 18K more or less than 23K? https://twitter.com/weathermancoder/status/1249825654125858818">https://twitter.com/weatherma...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="1️⃣" title="Keycap digit one" aria-label="Emoji: Keycap digit one"> You didn& #39;t answer the question

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="2️⃣" title="Keycap digit two" aria-label="Emoji: Keycap digit two"> *your https://twitter.com/weathermancoder/status/1249827459543023617">https://twitter.com/weatherma...
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