Lockdown really peaked for me yesterday when the fire alarm started going off in the apartment block next to ours. Instant scandal on the Facebook group and accusations of a forbidden balcony BBQ. THANKFULLY Sam jumped in to deliver the truth: it wasn’t a BBQ. It was a casserole.

The building across from me evacuated and THREE fire engines showed up. This was very exciting for me while I sipped my cocktail on the balcony. Barbara on the balcony next door wondering if there were any sexy fireman for her to chat up. Sort your priorities out Barbara.

Then amidst the drama (now clarified to be the result of an unattended slow cooker) a police van shows up. Surely they can’t be arresting the casserole culprit ??? Is it a crime to leave your slow cooker unattended ???

The mystery of the police van remained unsolved: until today. To me sheer DELIGHT I opened the Facebook group to find out that while handling the casserole fire the authorities had discovered a FUCKING DRUG DEN

Further highlights include the Facebook arguments about the morality of leaving a slow cooker unattended. Sorry Tiff not everyone sits and stares at their slow cooker for 9 hours

Update photo of the police removing the cannabis from the casserole apartment, truly incredible scenes