zayn’s sassy side is underrated ; a thread
*liam blocks zayn’s view*
zayn: you’ve got nice shoulders liam
look at the interviewer being oblivious tho
zayn: you’ve got nice shoulders liam
look at the interviewer being oblivious tho

he can leave anyone speechless -
he said i respect the ugly community but it aint me

“if you’re gonna seat in the front then you should probably know some of the lyrics” when he called out the fake fans
“what did going blond mean to you”
zayn: hmmm *pretends to think* going blond means that i bleached my hair

zayn: hmmm *pretends to think* going blond means that i bleached my hair



damn even niall wasn’t spared fkfjkdh
Harry: I invented the cheese cracker. Zayn: You invented putting cheese on Ritz? Harry: Apparently. Zayn: It was already on the box mate.
“so is it gonna be you and taylor in it( idwlf music video)?”
zayn: yeah it might be a bit weird if there was somebody else right ? ..... or we could get drake in a yellow wig?
zayn: yeah it might be a bit weird if there was somebody else right ? ..... or we could get drake in a yellow wig?
hes so sassy oh my god
liam: what we didnt realise was how many meetings we would have to attend! loads of meetings! and we wear suits as well!
zayn: no just liam turns up in suits
zayn: no just liam turns up in suits
he literally didn’t let them breathe and i love it

ending (?) the thread with the best : when harry gave zayn a water bottle and zayn just-