zayn’s sassy side is underrated ; a thread

*liam blocks zayn’s view*
zayn: you’ve got nice shoulders liam

look at the interviewer being oblivious tho

he can leave anyone speechless -

he said i respect the ugly community but it aint me

“if you’re gonna seat in the front then you should probably know some of the lyrics” when he called out the fake fans

this is a classic but when they were asked who they’d date from 1d and none of them picked zayn

this is what happens when you throw water at zayn malik

“what did going blond mean to you”
zayn: hmmm *pretends to think* going blond means that i bleached my hair

damn even niall wasn’t spared fkfjkdh

Harry: I invented the cheese cracker. Zayn: You invented putting cheese on Ritz? Harry: Apparently. Zayn: It was already on the box mate.

PLEASE THIS ALWAYS SENDS ME he has NO CHILL

i know calvin harris cried into his pillow that night i just KNOW

“so is it gonna be you and taylor in it( idwlf music video)?”
zayn: yeah it might be a bit weird if there was somebody else right ? ..... or we could get drake in a yellow wig?

hes so sassy oh my god

“well I genuinely didn’t like you”

liam: what we didnt realise was how many meetings we would have to attend! loads of meetings! and we wear suits as well!
zayn: no just liam turns up in suits

he literally didn’t let them breathe and i love it

ending (?) the thread with the best : when harry gave zayn a water bottle and zayn just-