

I woke up THRICE from it being so damn hot! It is LITERAL SPRINGin NYC! A Heater should NO LONGER BE ON! I was panicking because I thought I had a fever and broke it in bed! But when I’m sick, I WILL KNOW!! My entire bed SOAKINGS, y’all! I go upstairs... 

78 DAMN DEGREES!



I woke up this at noon! Bc I went to bed at 5! I went OFF in the grext (group text)! You may ask, have y’all discussed the situation. YES. YES WE HAVE. Multiple occasions! So clearly someone is sneaking and doing it. We were all collectively supposed to cook Easter brunch...
Two of the roommates didn’t wanna bc they didn’t feel up to it. I said “Well, sis! He is risen but I be damned if I cook the whole apartment breakfast and y’all toss in a dish into the dishwasher after I only slept for a few hours on & off in my own sweat!”
My other roommate Natalie, really wanted this bc she comes from a big family and this was so important to her. So I’m cooking my French toast, eggs, and bacon for her and Katy. Period. I’m sure by this point you can guess who has been turning the AC UP AND TO HEAT!
I also didn’t mention, the two roommates who didn’t feel up to it said “Let ya know when food is done and we will come eat!”
BITCH WHAT?!
BITCH WHAT?!