If the Sailor Scouts had taglines...

“I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.” - Sailor Mars

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“25 years in the game and I’m still the tastiest moon in Tokyo.” - Sailor Moon

“I’m back to bring the zen! Namaste, bitches!” - Sailor Saturn

“Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.” - Sailor Pluto

“Beauty fades, class is forever.” - Sailor Neptune

“We may be two people, but we’re not two faced.” - Sailor Starlights

“I rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.” - Sailor Jupiter

“Dumb blonds get noticed, smart blonds get everything.” - Sailor Venus

"People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me." - Sailor Mercury

"Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay." - Sailor Uranus

"Some people say I have secrets, but I say I am full of surprises." - Sailor Chibi Moon