#NeighborChronicles. Part1
@Lia9531765 knows the history

Part1.
As some of you may or may not know, I have an extremely hot sexy neighbor that lives next door. I was clueless for a while, but she& #39;s been subtly dropping hints that she wants to fuck my brains out.
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Part 2.
During the spring summer and fall, every time I& #39;m in my yard, she always comes over to have a drink or get high (when I can get high)... I could be asleep, drunk, half naked in my hammock and I would always wake up to find her there.
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Part 3.
Her husband pretty sure knows she wants to cuz he keeps chasing her out of my yard..https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming">
I would have given in to her by now, but knowing her the moment I do, the entire neighborhood, her husband and my gf would know. She is also the gossip queen around here..
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Part 4.
So now I& #39;m outside cleaning my grill, because we doing steak tips and chicken for this Easter. I& #39;ve avoided her all winter, with the exception of Halloween, where she approached my truck, and tried to cop a feel before I could get out...
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Part 5.
So I& #39;m cleaning my grill, and here she comes, out onto her porch which overhangs my yard wearing a tank top and shorts https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
We wish each other Happy Easter, and we chat for a little bit till hubby comes out to get her but before he does....
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Last part..
Her: Will you be having a party tonight in the yard?

Me: No just grilling food for later tonight..

Her: You get fucked up this summer like you always do, expect company in that hammock of yours...

Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">

Guess I& #39;m quitting drinking this summer.. Ya right..fml.