#NeighborChronicles. Part1
@Lia9531765 knows the history

Part1.
As some of you may or may not know, I have an extremely hot sexy neighbor that lives next door. I was clueless for a while, but she's been subtly dropping hints that she wants to fuck my brains out.
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Part 2.
During the spring summer and fall, every time I'm in my yard, she always comes over to have a drink or get high (when I can get high)... I could be asleep, drunk, half naked in my hammock and I would always wake up to find her there.
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Part 3.
Her husband pretty sure knows she wants to cuz he keeps chasing her out of my yard..
I would have given in to her by now, but knowing her the moment I do, the entire neighborhood, her husband and my gf would know. She is also the gossip queen around here..
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Part 4.
So now I'm outside cleaning my grill, because we doing steak tips and chicken for this Easter. I've avoided her all winter, with the exception of Halloween, where she approached my truck, and tried to cop a feel before I could get out...
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Part 5.
So I'm cleaning my grill, and here she comes, out onto her porch which overhangs my yard wearing a tank top and shorts
We wish each other Happy Easter, and we chat for a little bit till hubby comes out to get her but before he does....
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Last part..
Her: Will you be having a party tonight in the yard?

Me: No just grilling food for later tonight..

Her: You get fucked up this summer like you always do, expect company in that hammock of yours...

Me:

Guess I'm quitting drinking this summer.. Ya right..fml.