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Ranking the superheroes on their COVID-19 preparedness.
Batman:
-wears a rebreather as needed
-disciplined enough not to touch his face
-working on a cure
11/10
Batman:
-wears a rebreather as needed
-disciplined enough not to touch his face
-working on a cure
11/10
Superman
-immune but could set a good example by keeping his face covered
-lay off the super breath for a while, maybe
4/10
-immune but could set a good example by keeping his face covered
-lay off the super breath for a while, maybe
4/10
Iron Man
-self contained system
-too much exposed metal that could transmit the virus
-could have taken care of this when he had the Infinity Gauntlet
3/10
-self contained system
-too much exposed metal that could transmit the virus
-could have taken care of this when he had the Infinity Gauntlet
3/10
Booster Gold
-has a force field
-from the 25th Century and probably has already been vaccinated
8/10
-has a force field
-from the 25th Century and probably has already been vaccinated
8/10
Sandman
-Are you kidding? He’s been ready for this since 1940
10/10
-Are you kidding? He’s been ready for this since 1940
10/10
Plastic Man
-Doesn’t breathe
-Virus can survive on plastic for three days
-does not respect social distancing
2/10
-Doesn’t breathe
-Virus can survive on plastic for three days
-does not respect social distancing
2/10
Rogue
-no mask
-powers require social distancing
6/10
-no mask
-powers require social distancing
6/10
Spider-Man
-completely covered
-history of irresponsibly going out even when sick
6/10
-completely covered
-history of irresponsibly going out even when sick
6/10
Namor the Submariner
-breathes out of a nose and gills
-so much exposed skin
-lacks concern for the surface world
0/10
-breathes out of a nose and gills
-so much exposed skin
-lacks concern for the surface world
0/10
The Question
-full face mask
-obsession with conspiracies means he may be spreading misinformation on social media
6/10
-full face mask
-obsession with conspiracies means he may be spreading misinformation on social media
6/10
Larry Trainor
-completely covered
-naturally practices social distancing
-at 90 years old, he’s in a high risk group
8/10
-completely covered
-naturally practices social distancing
-at 90 years old, he’s in a high risk group
8/10
Wonder Woman
-probably immune so the lack of mask and sleeves isn’t an issue
-uses magic lasso to counteract social distancing
3/10
-probably immune so the lack of mask and sleeves isn’t an issue
-uses magic lasso to counteract social distancing
3/10
Man-Thing
-made entirely of muck and vegetation and thus immune
-in a pandemic, “whatever knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing” is maybe the least helpful power
1/10
-made entirely of muck and vegetation and thus immune
-in a pandemic, “whatever knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing” is maybe the least helpful power
1/10
Bizarro
-Coronavirus am delicious. It not make him sick.
-Us am do opposite of Earth
Negative ten out of ten am the highest score.
-Coronavirus am delicious. It not make him sick.
-Us am do opposite of Earth
Negative ten out of ten am the highest score.
Dr. Manhattan
-a god in human form
-lives on Mars
11/10
-a god in human form
-lives on Mars
11/10
More later if there’s a groundswell of support!
