Opening Twitter in 2020
When the meeting could have been an email
When you get a Facebook message from an acquaintance who’s now a #bossbabe, hun
When the chocolate chips are actually raisins
When you asked for extra Taco Bell Fire Sauce, but the bag is empty when you get home
When the Safer at Home order gets extended another month
When you talked shit, but sent it to the wrong person
When tomorrow is Monday, but time is irrelevant
When you remember Endgame
When you want a Popeye’s chicken sandwich, but they’re out of chicken. Again.
When you forgot to hit “save”
When tomorrow was originally the last day of the Safer at Home order. But now... it’s not.
When you got a new follower, but the first words in their bio are “Christ follower”
When you go for a walk to close the Exercise Ring on your Apple Watch, but when you get back you realize you never hit start on the watch
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