On Friday night Satan called the Grave and asked, ‘You still got him?’ The Grave answered, ‘Yes, I still got him.

Saturday morning Satan called the Grave and asked, ‘You still got him?’ Grave answered, ‘I got Abraham, Issac, Moses, Jesus, yes I still got him.’

Saturday evening Satan called the Grave and asked, ‘You sho you still got him?’ Grave answered, ‘Yep, I still got him.’

But early one Sunday morning Grave called Satan and said, ‘Boss we got a problem. My alarm system went off and that can only mean two things....

....someone got in or someone got out.’

Satan then asked, ‘You still got him?’

Grave answered, ‘I got Abraham, I got Isaac, I got Jacob, I got Moses, but Jesus, I don’t got him, he’s not here!”