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Lots of Lacazette-mentions. So let's check. https://twitter.com/CitysEra/status/1248957348330328064
Liverpool:
5 games, 1 goal, 1 assist. Won us 2 points out of 15.
5 games, 1 goal, 1 assist. Won us 2 points out of 15.
Manchester City:
3 games, 3 losses, 1 goal. At the Etihad while we were 2-0 down. As a sub because you know this fat ass doesn't do it as a starter. Lost 3-1 easily.
3 games, 3 losses, 1 goal. At the Etihad while we were 2-0 down. As a sub because you know this fat ass doesn't do it as a starter. Lost 3-1 easily.
Manchester United:
5 games, 1 goal, 2 assists. The goal was Ramsey sidepassing it to produce a tap-in in a lost game where he misses sitter after sitter.
Assist 1 was for De Gea's howler on Xhaka's shot from 35yrds. Assist 2 was a mishit shot, ending up as a tap-in for Auba.
5 games, 1 goal, 2 assists. The goal was Ramsey sidepassing it to produce a tap-in in a lost game where he misses sitter after sitter.
Assist 1 was for De Gea's howler on Xhaka's shot from 35yrds. Assist 2 was a mishit shot, ending up as a tap-in for Auba.
So that's production in three games, we lost two and he played terrible in all three of them. Didn't assert himself onto the game.
Tottenham:
6 games, 2 goals, 3 assists. His only sort of decent record. Even though one goal was a wicked deflection and one assist was an over hit pass. But he also had a wicked goal this season and a good pass to Ramsey at Wembley.c
6 games, 2 goals, 3 assists. His only sort of decent record. Even though one goal was a wicked deflection and one assist was an over hit pass. But he also had a wicked goal this season and a good pass to Ramsey at Wembley.c
Chelsea:
10 games, 1 goal, 1 lost final. 1 win in 6 in the league. Plays atrociously everytime he plays them. Piggybacking Martinelli the last time around too. A big game player wouldn't have been outperformed by Giroud of all people in an European final.
10 games, 1 goal, 1 lost final. 1 win in 6 in the league. Plays atrociously everytime he plays them. Piggybacking Martinelli the last time around too. A big game player wouldn't have been outperformed by Giroud of all people in an European final.
So that's 29 games against the top-6, 6 goals, 6 assists. That's 666. Lacazette is the devil and the devil has fooled you yet again.
And don't get me started on Valencia that got fucked over by Atalanta Bergamo.
Nice free kick against Napoli though. That's one hot album every 10 year average.
Nice free kick against Napoli though. That's one hot album every 10 year average.
Oh and Atletico. The game where he missed sitter after sitter again, but he got the one, so that helped us right? Like it did against Olympiakos? When we went out by 1 goal again because someone was flaky in front of goal? Big game player.
