At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking life would be total shit if you had died
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you got Mao Tse Lung,
And I blamed Hong Kong
And your love of chinese ping pong,
And so you& #39;re back
And that is ace

I see your walking with a glad look upon your face,
Peston& #39;s changed his stupid look, a moan came from Beth Rigby,
If they& #39;d know for just one second, you& #39;ll live for eternity,
Go now, walk out the door, Boultons turning red now,
Burley& #39;s frothing on the floor,

Trump& #39;s on line one, and when you say goodbye,
Have some crumble
Have a lay down, and a squeeze of nursey& #39;s thigh.

Boris Survived, Boris survived.