Lady Gaga albums as her children; a thread✹
[saw someone make this in Spanish I think lmao but I don’t speak Spanish very well 😭]
Red&Blue: the oldest child of them all, yet she still can’t apply eyeshadow or get her kids to sit the fck down. Will bring up her favorite band members any chance she can get, making her husband roll his eyes. Very annoying.
The Fame: dropped out of college to become a Popstar and now just goes to parties every weekend to do drunk karaoke. Loves uncomfortable fashion and keeps losing her purse, which is okay. Her purse is empty anyway.
The fame monster: a messier version of her not much older sister the fame. Loves to experiment with her sexuality, yet can’t settle down. Dreams of becoming a fashion designer. Cries a lot because she hates herself.
Born This Way: looks very intimidating in her leather jacket on her motorcycle, but is actually a sweetheart. Regularly goes to Friday for future demonstrations and dyes her hair a lot. Will bring up activism and debates about politics at the thanksgiving dinner table.
ARTPOP: used to be like Born This Way but got involved with the wrong people. Usually ends up in jail by the end of the week for doing drugs or drunk driving. No one knows how she still does well in college but her art keeps her going. Attention seeker but kinda misunderstood.
Cheek to Cheek: can play any instrument you hand her. Loves to dance to jazz music, but smokes way too much. Amy Winehouse eyeliner and Short dresses. Got a tattoo at 13 that she regrets now. Kisses everyone and mentions that she’s italian any chance she gets.
Joanne: got pregnant at 17 and is a single mom. Watches crime shows while getting drunk at night when the kid is asleep. Kind of the most mature one because she wants her sisters to do better than her. Had big dreams that she never achieved, but she’s happy with where she is now.
A Star Is Born: everybody’s darling. Straight A student with big dreams. Gets along super well with BTW and C2C. She’s got great qualities but can be a little annoying sometimes when she pretends to know it all. Wears super ugly clothes but still looks cute in them. A virgin.
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