Guys. This Bachelor SA thing is more batshit than Tiger King. Yoh.

Qiniso is gorgeous https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">

Rikki can stop being a pick me

This is the first time I’m watching The Bachelor SA and THIS MAN IS NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE. Ew. He reminds me of the “boet” guys who used to hit on me in Stellies. It’s a no from me.

Pasha has a chip on her shoulder - can someone please tell me why?

QINISO NO WHY ARE YOU KISSING THE COLONIZER WHEN YOU COULD BE WITH ME https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Gillian has really nice God vibes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Smiling face with halo" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with halo"> like, super wholesome.

Bro. He’s kissing every single girl. And then you also wanna go and kiss him? Make it make sense? Herpes?

Doesn’t it bother you that he’s probably gonna pick a white girl? Like, the POC girls are wasting their time. I’m sorry to say.

Side plate: Who “won” last year?

If I’ve learnt anything from watching the episode, it’s that I 100% prefer to be taken for a Bobbejaan in private https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">