I love my wife dearly. She is the shining center of my universe.

She makes the worst pancakes of any human being I've ever encountered.
This is the downside of being beautiful and lovable. No one ever spits your food out and tells you to stop committing war crimes.
You guys are gonna be cool and not show her this, right?
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