Wife: did you just say “body of Christ” while eating tater tots?

Me: ʰᵉ ᶠʳⁱᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵒᵘʳ ˢⁱⁿˢ
Now I’m not saying Jesus Christ was a potato, but if he WAS this would be his musical....
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