At the grocery store the other day I had an old man behind me in line ask if he could in front of me as he only had 1 item. He had a tub of ice cream. Dude, why are you at the store for your ice cream craving? Stay the fuck home!

I mentioned to him I was in a hurry (I had a work meeting starting in 15 mins I was supposed to be home for) and he said “Me too!” And I’m thinking, “What, you’re in a hurry to get home and eat your ice cream?”

I let him in front of me of course, because I’m not a monster. The irony was that he got to checkout and realized he didn’t even have his wallet. I suppose I should have offered to purchase his ice cream but I was just so annoyed he was even at the store to begin with.