Correcting Uncorked, here& #39;s my definitive grape-to-rap conversion table:
Cab: 2Pac
Merlot: LL Cool J
Cab Franc: Rakim
PN: The Fugees
Grenache: Lil& #39; Wayne
Nebbiolo: NaS
Sangiovese: Jay-Z
Aglianico: Run DMC
Frappato: Erykah Badu
Temp"llo: A Tribe C Quest
Mencia: Busta Rhymes
1/2
Cab: 2Pac
Merlot: LL Cool J
Cab Franc: Rakim
PN: The Fugees
Grenache: Lil& #39; Wayne
Nebbiolo: NaS
Sangiovese: Jay-Z
Aglianico: Run DMC
Frappato: Erykah Badu
Temp"llo: A Tribe C Quest
Mencia: Busta Rhymes
1/2
Chardonnay: Dr Dre
Semillon: Nicki Minaj
Sauvignon Blanc: Kanye
Riesling: Eminem
Pinot Gris: Boyz-II-Men
Pinot Blanc: Common
Carricante: Mos Def
Albariño: Orishas
Asyrtiko: Cypress Hill
2/2
Semillon: Nicki Minaj
Sauvignon Blanc: Kanye
Riesling: Eminem
Pinot Gris: Boyz-II-Men
Pinot Blanc: Common
Carricante: Mos Def
Albariño: Orishas
Asyrtiko: Cypress Hill
2/2