Correcting Uncorked, here's my definitive grape-to-rap conversion table:

Cab: 2Pac
Merlot: LL Cool J
Cab Franc: Rakim
PN: The Fugees
Grenache: Lil' Wayne
Nebbiolo: NaS
Sangiovese: Jay-Z
Aglianico: Run DMC
Frappato: Erykah Badu
Temp"llo: A Tribe C Quest
Mencia: Busta Rhymes

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Chardonnay: Dr Dre
Semillon: Nicki Minaj
Sauvignon Blanc: Kanye
Riesling: Eminem
Pinot Gris: Boyz-II-Men
Pinot Blanc: Common
Carricante: Mos Def
Albariño: Orishas
Asyrtiko: Cypress Hill

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